Dear Jokes

“Dear Girl, You are the CSS to my HTML. Sincerely, A romantic geeky boy”

“Dear Remote, You turn me on! Sincerely, TV”

“Dear Twitters and Facebookers who take photos of themselves in front of the mirror, Mirrors can’t talk… And lucky for you, they can’t laugh. Sincerely, Laughing”

“Dear Everyone, Respect old people. They graduated highschool without Google or Wikipedia! Sincerely, How did they do it!”

“Dear Drama Queens, Face your problems. Don’t Facebook your problems. Sincerely, Annoyed”

“Dear people who update Facebook and twitter with their over-personalized statuses that make people feel awkward just by reading them, ………………. Sincerely, that’s the sound of nobody caring…”

“Dear Twitter,Thank you for teaching me how to read without spaces. Sincerely, #suchapointlessskill.”

“Dear Athletic people, I just sneezed so violently, I think it qualifies as an ab workout. Sincerely, Sneezing”

“Dear Traveler, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city. Sincerely, Annoyed”

“Dear Twitter, Life would be so much easier if it had an unfollow button. Sincerely, Annoyed”