Dear Jokes

“Dear Facebookers & Instagramers, To like, or not to like? Sincerely, that’s the question”

“Dear nap, I know we’ve had our differences in the past but now I love you more than ever. Sincerely, Lazy”

“Dear People, A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab or change your password once every month. Sincerely, Free”

“Dear readers, I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter… So the internet should explode any minute now! Sincerely, DearJokes.net”

“Dear People, I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity. Sincerely, It’s a fact”

“Dear People, If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands. Sincerely, Wondering”

“Dear Angry wife, Don’t accuse me of loving Twitter more than you. I love you much more than Facebook or LinkedIn! Sincerely, Husband”

“Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail, STOP IT. Sincerely, Annoyed”

“Dear Paraguay and Uruguay, In the final would be so guay. Sincerely, Just saying”

“Dear People, What if sharks hug with their mouths? Sincerely, Just saying”