"Dear Facebookers & Instagramers, To like, or not to like? Sincerely, that’s the question"

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"Dear nap, I know we’ve had our differences in the past but now I love you more than ever. Sincerely, Lazy"

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"Dear People, A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab or change your password once every month. Sincerely, Free"

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"Dear readers, I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter… So the internet should explode any minute now! Sincerely, DearJokes.net"

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"Dear People, I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity. Sincerely, It’s a fact"

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"Dear People, If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands. Sincerely, Wondering"

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"Dear Angry wife, Don’t accuse me of loving Twitter more than you. I love you much more than Facebook or LinkedIn! Sincerely, Husband"

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"Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail, STOP IT. Sincerely, Annoyed"

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"Dear Paraguay and Uruguay, In the final would be so guay. Sincerely, Just saying"

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"Dear People, What if sharks hug with their mouths? Sincerely, Just saying"

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"Dear Twitter, Never have so many said so much that mattered so little to so few. Sincerely, Still tweeting"

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"Dear People from the Internet, You freak me out! Sincerely, Stranger danger"

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"Dear Movie watchers, I like the movie Inception because it’s basically a story about sleeping. Sincerely, Back to sleep"

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"Dear Microsoft Office, When I open a document you say Word, I say Yo! Sincerely, Amused"

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"Dear People, Why don’t bald guys with beards just walk upside down?! Sincerely, Confused"

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